{"product_id":"vintage-noah-was-a-conspiracy-theorist-then-it-rained-t-shirt-dp-b0cs3qf98s","title":"Vintage Noah Was A Conspiracy Theorist Then It Rained T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003e👕 Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% U.S. cotton (heather \u0026amp; safety colors may contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, breathable, durable — perfect for daily wear\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit with ribbed collar \u0026amp; taped shoulders for added comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for zero irritation\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003ch3\u003e🎨 Print \u0026amp; Production Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with advanced DTG or DTF (based on location)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003ePrint area may vary by size; slight color differences may occur\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eAll items made-to-order in the U.S.A.\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e👕 Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: block;\" class=\"size-tab\" id=\"tab-tshirt\"\u003e\r\n\u003ctable class=\"size-table\"\u003e\r\n\u003cthead\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\r\n\u003cth\u003eLength (in\/cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\r\n\u003cth\u003eBust (in\/cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\r\n\u003ctbody\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e34 in (86.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003ctr\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e35 in (88.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003ctd\u003e64 in (162.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\r\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\r\n\u003c\/table\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003col\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your product, size, and color\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\r\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Shipping Info\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 days | \u003cstrong\u003eRush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 days\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003ch3\u003e📩 Special Requests\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eHave a special request? We're happy to help!\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Need a \u003cstrong\u003ecustom color\u003c\/strong\u003e or \u003cstrong\u003edifferent size\u003c\/strong\u003e not listed?\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Want to create a \u003cstrong\u003ecustom design\u003c\/strong\u003e for your \u003cstrong\u003ecompany, team, event, or organization\u003c\/strong\u003e?\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Ordering in \u003cstrong\u003ebulk (20+ items)\u003c\/strong\u003e? Enjoy \u003cstrong\u003eexclusive discounts\u003c\/strong\u003e for large quantities.\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n📧 Please \u003cstrong\u003econtact us via the email on our Contact page\u003c\/strong\u003e to get started!\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eAll items are made-to-order – please double-check sizing before purchase\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eWe do not accept returns\/exchanges for incorrect sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eContact us immediately if there’s an issue with your item\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for choosing comfort \u0026amp; style. We can’t wait to see how you wear it!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GodFirstWear","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":42623506645105,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":42623506677873,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":42623506710641,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42623506743409,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42623506776177,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42623506808945,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42623506841713,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":42623506874481,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":42623506907249,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":42623506940017,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":42623506972785,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":42623507005553,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":42623507038321,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":42623507071089,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":42623507103857,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":42623507136625,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":42623507169393,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":42623507202161,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":42623507234929,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":42623507267697,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":42623507300465,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":42623507333233,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":42623507366001,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":42623507398769,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":42623507431537,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":42623507464305,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":42623507497073,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":42623507529841,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":42623507562609,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":42623507595377,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":42623507628145,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":42623507660913,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":42623507693681,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":42623507726449,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":42623507759217,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":42623507791985,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":42623507824753,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":42623507857521,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 4XL","offer_id":42623507890289,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 5XL","offer_id":42623507923057,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":42623507955825,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":42623507988593,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":42623508021361,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":42623508054129,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":42623508086897,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":42623508119665,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":42623508152433,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 5XL","offer_id":42623508185201,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":42623508217969,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":42623508250737,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":42623508283505,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":42623508316273,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":42623508349041,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":42623508381809,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 4XL","offer_id":42623508414577,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 5XL","offer_id":42623508447345,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0630\/5913\/2529\/files\/A1dbsmzbGeL._CLa_7C2140_2C2000_7CA1WMOqDsGUL.png_7C0_2C0_2C2140_2C2000_2B0.0_2C0.0_2C2140.0_2C2000.0_AL1500.jpg?v=1760596110","url":"https:\/\/godfirstwear.com\/products\/vintage-noah-was-a-conspiracy-theorist-then-it-rained-t-shirt-dp-b0cs3qf98s","provider":"GodFirstWear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}